Ramble, Secret Cats, Worms, Reading & Chocolate.

Squee! I have some exciting news BUT I cant really share it just yet. So instead, I’ll use this cute meme I found to drop this weird and obscure hint and if anybody guesses well…it’s not like I told…

If it all goes well, someone I know and love is going to be growing chonky! ❤

Ha Ha!

I remember when I first started wearing glasses. I felt so self conscious. Now I’m so used to them that it’s the opposite for me : I think I look better with them ON, as opposed to off. But yes, blurry vision can have it’s perks 😛

They really don’t! Every morning after a rain, I see them on my patio or in the lawn, trapped by the rays of the blazing sun. Do they not know, the light is bad for them? Did they not learn that in worm school? Were they never taught basic survival skills by their wriggly mums? Or maybe, just maybe the worms I see on the surface are like, bad ass rebel worms. They KNOW about the light, they just don’t care…

I have giant issues with worms. I appreciate their work but they gross me out. Seeing piles of them on my yard is revolting. Even just posting that photo is giving me the squirmies. Yuck.

Of course, my yard is home to a large worm population. Of course it is! The worms in my yard are SO big they make noises when they move. *shudder.

This ^ makes me laugh like a lunatic every time I see it.

I hope you had a great weekend! I did nothing but garden really, oh and read!

I finished this:

The Huntress By Kate Quinn.

Twas a good read. Interesting and exciting , the story pulled right along. I had to set it down a few times because it was stressing me out, ha ha. But it wasn’t majorly disturbing to get through. Nothing too traumatic. It felt a little rushed at the end with some of the storylines but I appreciated how justice was served quickly. The main issue was resolved and that’s always satisfying in a book. Especially one on this subject. ( World War Two ) I had just been reading about the Night Witches so it was really cool to read a fictional account of these real life women!

I gave myself this:

I am a handmade pepper mill.

And this:

And then I had a chocolate accident, ha ha.

I used to make fun of these things because the commercials were sooooo cheesy but then one year, one of my work kids gave me a box and I tell ya … that shut me up right quick. These things are pretty damn good for mass produced chocolate ( as you can see by all the empty spaces 😛 )

All in all, it was an active, relaxing, delicious weekend.

How was yours?

Monday Ramble- Weird, Bugs, Gardening.

Ooooh, Happy Monday! I feel like I’ve been gone forever but it’s not that way at all. It’s a beautiful sunny day in Edmonton, warm and practically WINDLESS. This is huge. I am grateful. Usually, we’re getting blown all over the place.

Last week felt like a write off, I spent a few days recovering from my Baby Love and then … I tore my bicep! That rendered me completely immobile.

Pro- tip? Don’t do that! I’m better-ish now but wow…that was an ordeal! I’ll you more about it on Wednesday when I also tell you about my experience trying cannabis for the first time in 35 years.

In spite of that extremely painful and debilitating injury I had an excellent weekend. We celebrated my son’s birthday, I saw both my kids, both my grandkids- and one extra child who is hilarious- but missed my daughter in law. I gardened (with much help) and I sat in the sun and enjoyed the natural world. Most of the natural world! The ‘Skeeters are out. I am covered in bites already!

Seems legit.

How about you? What did you get yourself up to?

My granddaughter says I’m “weird” because while she’s convinced the little house that just showed up one day really does belong to fairies, she doesn’t believe they brought it themselves. “Fairies can’t lift houses! Grandma’s weird!” Ha Ha Ha. She’s found me out. And Fairies can SO lift houses … with magic OBVIOUSLY! Maybe they built it themselves, right there. She’ll be getting a letter via Fairy Mail that tells her a thing or two, me thinks 😉

No shame in my game regardless!

This one makes me laugh because I’m a little bit of Human A and a little bit of Human B 🙂

I’m putting in some kale, cabbage, beets, zucchini, peppers, two kinds of mint, and some English Lavender. Oh! We also bought Bee Balm, a Hollyhock and some Pansies and Marigolds. This is all in addition to the tomatoes and cukes I just planted and the rhubarb and asparagus I already have. My rose bushes are doing great, my Honeysuckle came back and my wee Cedars are trying to thrive after a hard winter, the poor babies. My peonies are starting to bud and my helpful ant friends are doing their thing to encourage that.

My back yard is very close to being complete and then I can get working on the front. I have so many ideas and it was SO tempting to just buy out the garden centre! I want a Peony Tree and Elderberry shrubs. I want Wild Cranberries and a plum tree. I want a Burning Bush and Day Lilies and Globe Cedars and … OK. I want ALL THE THINGS. Maybe I should be a landscape designer and put ALL the things in other people’s gardens…it’s a thought…

Progress pictures to come 🙂

Monday Memes- Germs, Swearing & Rudeness!

Happy Monday! It’s a long weekend here and I am “enjoying” this little one:

I say “enjoying” because after FOUR WHOLE DAYS with a 14 month old, it’s actually “enduring” ha! Toddlers are a lot of work! How did I ever have my own? How do any of us? Even my bestie- a child care PROFESSIONAL- is a little in awe of us. She thinks we’re brave…

He goes home today and while his current nickname is The Terrorist, he’s been most excellent for someone with such high needs. He’s napping now so I can say that ;P I know five seconds after he leaves I’ll miss him <3. And how lucky am I to have full and easy access to him? Pretty damn lucky!

I bought a flat of strawberries on Friday. I froze them all up -made some jam too!- and am thinking about all the yummy things I’m going to make with them:

Ha!

I love me a man who swears and this human is a particularly fine one 🙂

My birds are so hilariously bold now! The Crow visits me every so often and calls to me to come out. I am very well trained! The Blue Jays sit in the tree and stare in at me, if they cant find me in one room, they fly to another window and the Magpies seem pretty content to just ignore me. I bought some seed for the little birds so we’ll see how they react. As it is now they like to take me out at the knee in the yard by flying straight past me as I walk by…little asses! So far no Mockingbirds though 😛

Rude!

I hope your Monday is going well and if it’s not I hope it goes quickly for you so you can start fresh on Tuesday!

Love and Squishy Hugs!

Crafts, Racing, Dessert, Gardening and Memes.

Happy Monday!

Photo by rawpixel.com on Pexels.com

I’m excited for today! It seems like it’s been AGES since I wrote up a Monday post. Plus, I just adore Mondays.

How was your weekend? What did you get up to?

Mine started on Friday when I took the “day off” and did my very own thing. I went to the Spring Craft Sale at the Butterdome.

WOW, what an event! There were so many quality artisans selling their wares and I bought some nice things for Lune- I’ll showcase them as I open them soon – I had a great time, chatting with the vendors and popping in and out of the stalls, in awe of all the talent in this world.

On Saturday, I puttered around the house and spent the afternoon watching The Kentucky Derby,

THAT was a whole THING! What an ending…yikes! The Hubs and I went out for dessert and spent the night watching Netflix.

And then on Sunday, I enjoyed a lazy morning , drinking coffee and playing online Mahjong, and spent the afternoon, weeding, interspersed with a grandbaby visit! ❤ I saw two worms *shudder AND my asparagus is poking up! Woot Woot! I thought it’d never grow. It had me worried…
but worry no more!

Today, I’ll be out weeding again and I can’t wait! A day spent outside just feels so good. Like a day fully lived.

Here are our Monday Memes:

I’m a little late with this one but still…it has me laughing like a lunatic!

Haaahaaahaaa!

This one appeals to the introvert in me :

Teehee

And lastly, some silly fun!

I’m looking forward to the rest of the week. I’ve got an event to attend with friends and our weather is supposed to start warming up too. Maybe I’ll see my own worker bees 🙂

I hope your Monday is just the ginchiest! ❤

Rambles, Cats, Billy Idol & WTF?

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!

Happy Monday!

I’m feeling a little squeamish this morn. We had a busy weekend full of grandkids and other humans. Oh and draaaaaama! We had some drama.

So that’s always draining. I feel some ick but that’s OK because I know it will fade AND because I handled it all really well. High Five @ Me! I might just be growing up!

( I’m probably never going to grow up)

It’s totally a trap!

This next one has me laughing like a loon…

Bwaahaahaahaa!

Teehee. Can confirm.

Do you have any plans for today? Oh! Work. I hear work is a thing! Ive been off for so long I forget that the rest of the world doesn’t just laze about all day. ( I don’t actually laze about all day but I do struggle with feeling unproductive because I’m not at a j.o.b. )

Love & Squishy Hugs!

Happy Monday!

Do you need some motivation to get active? I’ve got your motivation right here :

Number 1, 4 and 5 are my personal favourites, ha ha.

Seriously. Don’t be mean to my cat. Or any cat.

Teehee. He wants to be a web designer. I laughed like a lunatic over this one because I am a dork.

I hope your week involves something fun, something peaceful and something rewarding.

Love & Squishy Hugs!

Rambles and Dying.

Happy Monday!

I am just catching up with everyone and everything! I was at a very intensive course in End-of- Life- Care, all last week. I enjoyed every minute of it but it was absolutely exhausting!

Every night I went home just brain dead. The topic is heavy as it is, and I was hyper focussed on taking it all in. Absorbing as much as I could. There was a huge variety of different people there and I wanted to get to know them all as best I could.

I made my friends straight away, and it’s like we’ve known each other for YEARS! How beautiful is that? There was a flip side to that too, which I find hilarious! There are always a few in every crowd! People are so queer. Myself included, of course.

The course was good and I’ve got so much to do but I’m happy and content and confident with the direction my life is heading. Plus I got to try something out!

Roomy!

We did an exercise with a cardboard coffin. It was awesome! How many people get to try out such a thing while they’re still alive?!

Here are our Monday Memes!

HA! @ Me. I try. OH how I try but I just can’t keep indoor plants alive.

*snort! It must be so annoying…

Right?! Ya don’t have to tell me twice ;P

Enjoy the heck out of your week! Love and Squishy Hugs.