My husband swears up and down that he’s never been in a hot tub.
Don’tbe too surprised. This is the same man who’d never owned a pair of flip flops until his late 30s! (who knew walking in flip flops had a hilarious learning curve!?)
I distinctly remember being in a hot tub with him, our friends Ivan and Michelle. Michelle’s daughter Bianca and Ivan’s brother Chris!
We were at Canada Games pool in New West. And we used to go there quite a bit! Hubs wasn’t a swimmer but he often joined us poolside and I swear, I SWEAR IT, he came into the hot tub with us this one time.
What I don’t know is whether this was a reality or a dream I turned into reality!
Hubs says I was dreaming. I’m convinced it happened in real life.
As time marches on I’m starting to lose faith in my conviction. Knowing Hubs, the man I can rarely get into water of any kind, its highly unlikely he got into a hot tub full of people. Hot tubs full of people are in his words ” a gross stew of disgusting humans” It’s highly unlikely he got into shorts never mind water. Le sigh. I don’t know for sure but I think what I remember as real, really was a dream!
But this is a fight we’ve been having for 20 years! so I cant really give up on it now, can I? Ha! I’d never hear the end of it.
Shhh, don’t tell him!